Letters to Santa

A conversation with a cab driver, during the first snow flurries of the year. 

Cabbie: So, I wrote my letter to Santa.

Me: ...oh yeah?

Cabbie: You know, at the North Pole? I wrote my letter two weeks ago, and I put a stamp on it, and I mailed it to the North Pole and I asked him to make my dream come true.

Me: What's your dream?

Cabbie: To win the PowerBall! You know, a million dollars? I played it the other day.

Me: Did you win?

Cabbie: I missed by two numbers! I only won $5,000. I think Santa needs glasses.

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